I am not saying Shane makes stuff up...

According to shane:

Shane Facts

Please Note:

Shane Smash

Other Shane-aties

Shane's lost brother

NSFW

Shane Jr

I did not realize that I was humming
A hamster cage startled to the center of a boat.
It's amazing how often I can't find things that are physically on my body!
Have you heard this from anyone that doesn't want you to not leave
I am not sure what any of those words mean anymore.
I wonder if they meant Behat like "Be a hat" or if they meant to "Be Behatted"
I just went deaf in my left ear
Yeah, I didn't tell you I'm Pregnant
It's my animal magnetism
I'm not sure if kidneys experience emotion. I'm not an astro-biologist, but I don't think they do.
There are worse things to be than coo coo I guess
Maybe thats just my brain.
You got hit with the ban hammer
I have been electrocuting myself a lot!
Too much agent orange in the air
The ghost that never lies
Prefers not to be poked in the butt in the back of an RV
When poked in the butt, he prefers not to be moved
Maintains a list of things not to do in a gas station:

  1. Remove pants
  2. Eat food prepared there

I don't think I'm insane, but I guess that is what an insane person would say
Did you try cycling the power to the whole city?
Napkins turn to marijuana when you wipe things on them